Photo: courtneyk / E+ / Getty Images
Photo Credit: Getty Images
We’re all curious about how other people live, especially if their lives are different than ours, and one TikToker is not afraid to ask people to reveal some personal details. “If you’re over 35 and you’re married and you don’t have kids, what do you guys fight about,” a creator named Jon asks. “Give me some spousal DINK drama: I want to hear about it.”
The DINKs (dual income, no kids) have been more than willing to open up, with nearly 10-thousand comments coming in to the video so far. Their arguments mostly fit into four categories: pets, food, chores and sleep, and these are some of the best.
- “Who loves the dog more. Alternately, who the dog loves more.”
- “He thinks I'm not strict enough with our dog. He's wrong and the dog agrees.”
- “He buys too many bananas and then promises that he’s gonna make banana bread, but he never does.”
- “When I want a sweet treat and he doesn’t want a sweet treat, but I don’t wanna have a sweet treat alone.”
- “He once promised that he would give me the super spiced and chewy heart of every cinnamon roll he bought. Turns out that was a lie. I bring it up a lot.”
- “He folds the towels wrong.”
- “We will have His and Hers dishwashers in our next house. Because it is obvious one of us grew up playing Tetris and the other did not.”
- “The fact that he falls asleep so easily and then snores (sleep brags).”
- “I like the thunderstorm sound on the white noise machine at night but she demands the lightly flowing river.”
- “I want to sleep earlier than him. Which means he needs to come to bed and scroll there instead of the couch otherwise I can’t sleep and he’s annoyed at this.”
- “We both wore our crocs on the same day. Hers were new, and she said I was trying to outshine her on her ‘New Crocs Day.’”
- “My husband recently got 11 chickens to combat the egg shortage. There are only 2 of us. 🐔 🐥 Considering this his midlife crisis”
Source: Scary Mommy